Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Happy Women's Day Yawwww!!!

The normal boobs ( . )( . ), the silicone boobs ( + )( + ), the perfect boobs (o)(o). Some boobs are cold (^)(^), and some boobs belong to grandmothers \./\./ And let’s not forget the very large boobs (o Y o), and very small boobs (.)(.), and lastly the asymmetrical boobs ()(.). We love them all!. Happy Women's Day boobies!=)

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

March 2, 2011


Okay, tajuk lagu ni What Are Words from Chris Medina. To those who still wondering who this guy is, he's a contestant of American Idol 10 tp tak dapat masuk top 24. Dia keluar jer AI10 terus kena sambar nyanyi lagu ni! Rezeki. Masa audition dia punya preview memang touching bak! I yang keras jiwa raga ni pun sikit lagi nak leleh. Kau bayangkan lah dia punya cinta tuh...fuh! Classic example of " lautan api pun akan ku redah". Tapi kalau i memang x lah i nak redah. Lautan api tu. Pasti mati kot!

Cerita dia macam ni. Cut it short okay. Kalau nak details korang google la. Dia proposed gf dia - for sure la gf dia accept - engaged - gf involved in an accident and disabled - this guy jaga dia till now. Dalam american idol for sure la will mainly focus on this guy since dia yg pergi audition. Cerita macam ni memang boleh jual. Memang nampak la betapa mulianya hati mamat ni.

Tapi another interesting story yang orang tak berapa nak focus, what kind of person his gf was sampai boleh buat this guy macam ni harini? Hey, for a guy to give up everything for a disabled, biar pun lah gf dia, its huge okay! So i came to this conclusion. The girl is nothing less compared to this guy. She was a great person masa normal dulu and that's why Chris will wait for her. "I believe in miracles'.

With an intense story behind the song(melayu-english) i firmly believe this will be a hit. Enjoy it!

Gurindam Zikri Zulkifli

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY
Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
...Go work no WIRA but LRT
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.
Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT
Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY
Borrow from along kena EXTRA FEE

Saturday, February 26, 2011

PUNDEK!!!

Okay ni baru jadi tadi! Macam nak pecah jantung! Pundek btol! Rokok gua abes...memang sangap gila la kn. Paru2 pun dah macam tak berapa nak berfungsi so gua pun drive la pergi beli rokok. Sampai je 7e, beli sekotak, kaki kanan gua keluar kedai jer terus nyala sebatang. Nikmat nak mampus rasa. Legaaaaa...gua abeskan sebatang gak kat depan 7e tu. Tak nak isap masa drive. Tak feel. Masuk kereta, gua nyala lagi sebatang, mana cukup sebatang kan... pasang lagu Faizal Tahi gua tros drive balik dengan muka bahagia. Ada satu part jalan nak ke rumah gua ni, jalan dia memang gelap nak mampus tau. Tapi selalu ada jer kereta lalu. Tah macam mana tah tadi memang kereta gua jer yang ada atas jalan. Nak di jadikan cerita la tu konon. Chet! Tiba2 gua rasa seram sejuk macam nak demam. Gua memang tak boleh rasa2 macam ni beb. Gua tak suka! Bukan takut okay...just tak suka! Mula la gua fikir macam2. Toyol? Pocong? Puntianak? FUCKKKKKK!!! Memang gua tak suka kalau dah start fikir macam ni. Dah la jalan gelap. Satu haram kereta lain pun tak ada. Gua mula rasa macam ada benda kat seat belakang. Lagi la gua seram! Tapi gua gagahkan jugak adjust cermin depan...tangan kerketar2 ni...
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Sekali gua nampak mamat hensem muka sebijik macam gua!=p hahaha! Okay tak kelakar. GNite.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Illustrated.Penang.













A.Q ajak Kopangan next month. Tapi macam tak ada budget. But next Penang trip will be on April 9. It's my birthday so come join us!

AirAsia and their AK series flights

Front page surat khabar semalam listed down 10 richest people kat Malaysia. Out of 10, sorang jer Melayu yang ada dalam list tu.Sedih...but that doesn't interest me. Cerita dah basi and i sendiri pun do nothing to change it. What caught my interest is how Ananda Krishnan close the gap between him and Robert Kuok. In just a year he managed to increase his asset by 70%.Gila ah!

Then it reminds me of a young Indian man, Tony Fernandes(muda la jugak). Mula la terfikir how these people managed to success in life. It's all about making crazy ideas into practice i suppose. But then...it's freaking crazy kot to run airline business! My concern is how he managed to collect much money to start the business. Government support? I don't think much sebab dah ada MAS. Daripada create a competitor better la focus on how to help MAS.

Did Tony Fernandes received support from someone? I mean financially. So i try ingat balik the last time i flew with AirAsia. It's a trip to Penang. Clearly kat ticket AK XXX. AK? Ananda Krishnan ker? He's rich dowh! It's possible.

This will be an ongoing article. I will try to dig deep on this topic. Be patient for unworthy reading. Hahaha! Chiow for now.


p/s:
There is another successful young Indian. The one who founded MasterSkills.

Kenapa?

Kenapa kesultanan Perak guna Raja Muda instead of Tengku Mahkota?
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Sebab...orang Perak sebut Tengku Mahkota as Tengku Mah'kote'. Tak ke huduh tu...